Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Dimension Z

Abstract, absent yet absolute..

Defined limitless boundaries

A point in time beyond eternity

Reaching out

Folding in.. contained within

In my head

Dimension Z.

I.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n.

This one is on fantasizing.

Stop imagining right there.

I know I am choosing a very boundless topic and by virtue of which I might have already invoked certain naughty expectations in my readers. And going by the trend these days, the creative ones would have already imagined the details I could go into - that much for the pleasure of imagining.

However, I am going to be very seedha and shareef and only talk about stuff you don’t need to censor by Bollywood standards (well.. that too before the times of Imraan Hashmi), where the limit is two chrysanthemums locking heads!

So anyway.. i’ll first bore you with the story of how I thought of this topic. I’ll be brief. See this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV39ozcAUzM


Ok you are in love. Ok you can’t get him/her. But beyond that?

I wonder if anyone actually imagines stuff like that. Or maybe, we do (and don’t tell). Afterall, the beauty of fantasy is in the freedom to fanaticize...

So go ahead.. take a moment off and smile at that thought that once crossed your mind and you never shared it with anyone :).

Naughty!!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Women are watching you!

Irrespective of what gender you are, most of you must have heard/seen guys checking out and discussing girls. My female readers would have even participated in these “male” conversations, putting forward their own expert views on the dressing, hair, attitude etc of the subject.

Guys have an “eye for detail” when it comes to checking out girls. They would notice things as little as the flower prints on a girls’ socks or how her lips look pink when she is nervous, because she has been biting them. But all that is normal. Guys are like that.

Now here is a revelation.. even girls are very very detailed when it comes to checking out guys. Yes. Every girl, no matter how sweet, simple, innocent.. takes time of her goodness and casts her not-so-goody-two-shoes intentions on the men that unknowingly tread into her radar.

If I were to explain what things guys notice in girls, it wouldn’t be news. So I’ll introduce you to the World of “woman bird-watching” or rather women b’ea’rd watching!

She walks into his office. He is a young, dynamic 30 something, running his own small proprietary firm. He leans over to shake hands with her and she notices him. Beep beep. Catch in the radar.

She takes 20 seconds to check him out from top to desk (remaining of him was hidden behind the big ugly desk..urghhh!!). White shirt, wet hair, starry eyed, polite, wide shoulders, nice hairy strong arms, pink lips!! (and a bonus.. pretty mole just a centimetre above it!). Ofcourse she was smiling.

He reciprocated with a smile. OMG! Kaatil smile. The rest was music.

And by the way. They even nickname their targets – Dimpu (the dimpled sweetheart), PL (Mr pink lips), MG (Maha Gunda – The guy who intimidates), Pinky (The guy who looked like the cartoon character in “Pinky and the Brain” on cartoon network) and many more.

Men don’t get insecure. Just groom well. Your admirers are watching you. :)